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 Explore hitherto unmentionable regions of your own ears with The Çhicàgø Máñüal ôf ST¥LE's audio equivalent to a well-moistened Q-Tip, Up In Ya! (or Don't Call Me Fluffy). The 8-song demo that CBGB's Gallery called "a little too 'psychedelic rock,'" and caused EC Rocker to gush: "..like Jethro Tull, but without the flute... and that annoying guy who played it." Goodies don't get much goodier than this.Chrome Cassette . . . $6.00 (includes shipping, handling, 4-page lyric sheet, & 1-year warranty) ORDER NOW by check or money order, or get Up In Ya at our live shows for the asylum-day-room price of $1.00 |
 If you have kids (like I know I have) then surely you've had to restrain yourself from throttling them when they ask for the thousandth time: "When can we get a Tickle-Me-Terry?" semiColon; is proud to answer for you: "Right now, dammit!" Run a finger across his bulging, electrically charged middle, and your homicidal urges will subside beneath a peaceful tide of prerecorded expletives.Large doll . . . $49.97 Larger doll . . . $69.95 Claspar, T-M-T's Wombat Pal (not pictured) . . . $19.95 ORDER NOW, DAMMIT! |
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