The Cajigao Máñüal ôf ST¥LE

Subject: The Çhicàgø Máñüal ôf ST¥LE
Author:  Mark Cajigao
Date:    9/25/96 11:48 AM

   
     The band, not the priceless book, will be appearing this Sunday, 
     September 29th, 10PM at:
     
     The Baggot Inn (formerly the Sun Mountain Cafe) 
     82 West 3rd St (between Thompson and Sullivan)
     
     There is a six dollar cover, but seriously, when was the last time you 
     paid such a small price for an hour of unmitigated bliss (this side of 
     the Atlantic)?  
     
     Come!  See!  Hear!  Music brought to you straight from the Upper West 
     Side's foremost grandmasters of funk: 
     
     Frank "    " Matagrano on percussives 
     Terrence C. Burke, low-tone maintenance  
     Billy Z. Duke, on vox und spiel.
     
     Bring both your friends!  Any questions?  Keep 'em to yourself, I 
     can't be bothered!  If you miss this, you'll be sorry.  Believe me. 
     
     Free beer with every empty mug rental!



Subject: The Birmingham Compendium of Flair
Author:  Mark Cajigao
Date:    9/27/96 3:23 PM

     
     Yes, it's me again, reminding you all that you actually have something 
     to do this Sunday night!
     
     Instead of merely insulating yourselves against another 
     fast-approaching rigorous week with:
     
     1. alcohol
     2. Sunday night television (is Bob Saget gettin' funnier, or is it     
        just me?)
     3. sleep (give me a break)
     
     Inoculate yourselves with an extra dose of fun with a musical 
     vaccination of:
      
     The Çhicàgø Máñüal ôf ST¥LE!
     
     appearing at 10 in the PM at: 
     
     The Baggot Inn (formerly known as The Sun Mountain Cafe) 
     underneath the Boston Comedy Club 
     82 West 3rd Betwixt Thompson and Sullivan.
     
     There is a $6 cover, but with that paltry payment comes the grand 
     finale of your up-til-then boring weekend (not to mention saving you 
     from the satanic subliminal messages of Bob Saget), PLUS:
     
     The Baggot Inn's "All-You-Can-Drink Beer, Wine and Spirits" Special!**
     
     I will see you all there.  Come early and watch America's Funniest 
     Home Video's with me and my mates, if you must, on the bar TV.  On 
     "mute", of course.
     
     
     
     **in conjunction with The Baggot Inn's "All-You-Can-Buy Beer, Wine and 
     Spirits" Special



Subject: The Çhicàgø Máñüal ôf ST¥LE
Author:  Mark Cajigao
Date:    10/18/96 10:19 AM

     
     Just a gentle reminder, dear folk, of tonight's fast-approaching 
     onslaught of musical merriment:
     
     The Çhicàgø Máñüal ôf ST¥LE will be appearing at:
     
     The Pyramid Club
     Friday, Oct. 18th
     101 Avenue A
     B'twixt 6th & 7th
     Basement Stage
     10PM Sharp (give or take)
     
     Cover is 7 smackeroos, or 6 with the Pyramid print ad from the Village 
     Voice.
     
     Any questions?  I thought not.  Show up, or else I'll personally bite 
     my thumb at you in a most naughty way.



Subject: The Çhicàgø Máñüal ôf ST¥LE
Author:  Mark Cajigao
Date:    2/14/97 10:19 AM


     That's right!  In order to commemorate their one year anniversary, The 
     Chicago Manual of Style will be playing a benefit performance (one and 
     one only!) where all proceeds will go to the "George Lucas Home for 
     Wayward Women" in the lovely San Fernando Valley.  The show is at: 
     
     The Pyramid
     101 Avenue A (btwn sxth nd svnth strts)
     Saturday, February 15 (tomorrow, idiot)
     On or about 11:30 PM Sharp!
     The cover is $7 (or $6 with the add from the Voice)
     
     
     Featured in the Special Edition Will BE:
     
     1. Enhanced, vibrant, never-before-seen colors (mushrooms not          
        included).
     
     2. Special Edition THX/THC sound: so real, you'll feel completely      
        surrounded.
     
     3. The previously omitted "Jabba the Hut vs. Terrence the Burke Beer   
       Belch Contest" in splendiferous "Sense-o-Bliss Sound" (you won't     
        believe your nose!).
     
     4. New songs, including covers of your favorite Yanni classics, plus:  
        special appearances by Buttercup and Tom Penny and the Mirthtones!
     
     5. Bill will be using a new pick!  Maybe!
     
     6. Free Tickle-Me-Terry dolls to the first 500 spectators!
     
     7. Fake blood!
     
     and last but not least,
     
     8. Otters for everybody!**
     
     **please bring your own otters, limit one per customer.